Annoying Questions

This week, i have been asked 43 times either of these questions: “Why aren’t you married yet?” or “When will you get married?”
Before, I usually justify my answer but with the frequency of such questions, I just smile or make some sarcastic answers. But still, some annoying friends would follow it up with “Maybe you’re [...]

The furor over DaVinci Code

“God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
Why not go to Jupiter? asked St. Peter.
No, too much gravity, too much stomping around, said God.
Well, how about Mercury?
No, it’s too hot there.
Okay, said St. Peter, What about Earth?
No, said God, They’re such horrible gossips. When I was [...]